15 Signs You’re A Paranoid Adsense Freak?

May 17th, 2007

  1. You worry constantly that something you did is going to get you banned.
  2. You sign into your Adsense account every 5 minutes to make sure it's still working
  3. You cringe everytime you log into your Adsense account because it might not be working.
  4. You ask things like "Can I get Banned for this?" on Adsense forums.
  5. Your break out in a cold sweat every "Maintenance Saturday"
  6. You 'd rather sit at home refreshing your Adsense earnings screen than go to a movie with friends or family.
  7. You think any fluctuation in your daily earnings or CTR will get you banned.
  8. You use Yahoo Publisher Network because your afraid you will get banned from Adsense.
  9. You've never logged into your Adsense account because your afraid you were banned.
  10. You have nightmares about being banned from Adsense
  11. You have to check your pulse after receiving an email from google.com
  12. You've bought every ebook that's ever been published on how to make millions off of Adsense.
  13. You think your life will end if your Adsense account gets banned
  14. You really believed the "Death of Adsense" propoganda campaign
  15. You take your PC on vacation just so you can check your Adsense earnings

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  1. Comment by betshopboy on 18 May 2007:

    That is some serious Paranoid signs.

    Does such a sorry soul exist? If yes, he/she needs to check into rehab real fast!

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