Want To Live Longer? Look At Boobs Everyday!
Staring at women's breast is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new study reveals.
Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr Kren Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicin: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute arobics workout."
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation."
"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier."
"Out Study indiciates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half."
"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
Well, there you go. Documented medical advice that you don't need to spend hours in the gym to stay healthy. Finally, I can exercise while surfing the net for photos.
Update: So it seems this is an Urban Legend since no actual study can be found in the archive of the New England Journal of Medicine. I really think the Myth Buster guys should take this one on and find out for sure. What do ya'll think? (Thanks to the folks that sent this in).
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Comment by Ferienwohnung on 30 August 2007:
haha this is really great and good to know by some documented medical advice! ;) but I think that the fact that I’m smoking cigarettes is balancing these extra-years by stairing at nice boobies…
/bookmarked
Comment by This_is_30_year_old_news! on 30 August 2007:
This is a headline from the weekly world news from THIRTY YEARS AGO!
More to the point, it’s been thoroughly disproven.
Not that I wouldn’t love for it to be true; I love a nice rack as much as the next guy. But the headline is pure bull.
Comment by James on 30 August 2007:
Really.. Got a link? If that’s true then this sure sounds like a case for the Myth Busters. Talk about great TV!
Comment by Retirement Blog on 30 August 2007:
With all the medical stuff that’s all psychological, I think believing in this is enough for it to work. I mean… how could it NOT be healthier for me to look at boobs? :)
Comment by You should watch Brainiac on 30 August 2007:
You should watch the show Brainiac — they DID this experiment! It didn’t work.
Comment by jake3988 on 30 August 2007:
Sorry if I get a wee bit graphic here… but uh, there has been study after study that looking at breasts heightened the sexual alertness. Your heartrate will increase dramatically and in the long run will decrease your resting heart rate and blood pressure… resulting in a healthier you.
Furthermore, climaxes by nature are relaxants and lower the blood pressure even further.
Comment by Jim Golo on 30 August 2007:
The name ‘Jonathan Hayter’ didn’t give it away?
Comment by Sharpinchitown on 31 August 2007:
Ferienwohnung, if you’re going to smoke cigarettes, I highly recommend some marijuana as well since it counters the negative effects of cigarette smoke - you’ll live longer (even w/o the boobs!) than if you didn’t smoke the pot with the cigarettes.
Cheers from someone who quit smoking CIGARETTES almost 20 years ago ;)
Comment by Joe on 31 August 2007:
Hey, there is actually a comment section down here? Sorry, I was gazing at the picture above which is what I intend to go back to. Great story though from what I saw of it. lol :)
Comment by bb on 31 August 2007:
Funny their just finding this out. I’ve known this for
the last 140 years.
Comment by JR on 31 August 2007:
Does this mean, as a gay male, that men are now obliged to show me their units in the interest of public health?
Comment by Dilbert on 31 August 2007:
Actually a blowjob a day does much better. Tell your significant other of their new duties.
Comment by Will on 31 August 2007:
i’ve been waiting for something like this to come out. and those 2 girls are HOT!
Comment by Doctor Rests his Case? on 31 August 2007:
What kind of “EXPERT” found all this news out, and where’s the beef?
Toddle dee toddle you~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
Comment by Jim Meddke on 1 September 2007:
I’m gay. Staring at breasts wouldn’t help my health at all.
Comment by black sheep on 1 September 2007:
but, where would you find a ‘control group’ for the study?
Comment by C More Diddy on 1 September 2007:
2 good to be true
Comment by Stephan Miller on 3 September 2007:
Who cares if it’s an urban myth? I know it’s true and that’s the way I like it.
Comment by Roma on 4 September 2007:
Of course it’s true, and I know that more different boobs you look the healtier it is :)
Comment by Ventrilo Server on 5 September 2007:
Thats pretty fickin’ awesome
Comment by Bertha on 5 September 2007:
I’ve been staring at my size 42’s all afternoon in the mirror and I’ve just got a kink in my neck.
Comment by beatmaster23 on 5 September 2007:
bertha, my dear… you just wrote that to see who would fall for it… i did. go to my blog and say hello. :)
Comment by mike on 25 September 2007:
Yea. who cares? Looking at boobs is freakin’ fun. MMmmmmmmmm,
Comment by mika on 22 November 2007:
hello
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Comment by Sex Toys on 27 November 2007:
Looking at boobs everyday may help you live longer, but an active sex life will probably work better. Try adding sex toys for some REAL fun!!