American Women Facing A Small Breast Epidemic
November 11th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
The Office of the Plastic Surgeon General—headed by a presidential appointee tasked with monitoring the national aesthetic, alerting the public to any small flaws, and offering a wide range of affordable, noninvasive laser resurfacing options—first addressed the countrywide plague of undersized breasts in the mid-1980s by demanding that manufacturers of A- through C-cup bras place large warning labels on their products informing female consumers of the potential risk of having deficient bosoms. Since taking the position in 2001, Dr. Saddler has continued these education efforts, launching several ad campaigns and personally reaching out to women all across the nation.
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Comment by go to market strategy on 12 November 2008:
Well God bless you Dr. Saddler. Really though, is this a real medical problem or a goof? It doesn’t seem real that women could be at a health risk because of size…
Comment by judith on 16 November 2008:
Oh please! This can’t be for real, surely, can it?
Speaking from a position of authority (which doesn’t happen very often) I can assure you that small breasts are no health hazzard and do not hold you back in any way. In fact on the contrary, I think they’re preferable to large saggy ones. They are one part of my anatomy that I’ve always been perfectly content with.
I think this is a scam to promote unneccessary plastic surgery.
Comment by Matt on 6 December 2008:
Yeah, it is a scam to sell breast implant!
I can’t believe he’d say that it’s a health risk, but that’s how you sell a scam.
The thing that’s more of a health risk is small brains that would buy what that dude is selling.