Guys love their remote controls. We’ll spend all kinds of money trying to get our remotes to do the damnedest things all in the search of that one remote that can control everything. Well, if your rich enough to own a yacht then this is the remote you need. Denmark’s Lantec Systems has created a solid gold remote that can control home media and automation systems including video, audio, internet, CCTV, alarm, lights, curtains, air-conditioning and even navigation systems. Be warned though, just because it can control navigation systems and costs $55k doesn’t mean it’ll keep you from crashing that $1.5 million dollar yacht into a piling in the middle of the harbor. You’ve been warned.

via: Technabob

Ever wished you could hang out in the pool and have a TV right there? Maybe to watch the big game or your daily SOAPs while you float around the cement pond? Well now you can and without the fear of being fried. The Luxurite Wireless Waterproof TV wants to get wet with you, it comes in both a 17″ and 19″ model, features a mirrored screen and has no wires. For a mere $4161 you can take it in the shower, the hot tub or the pool and never miss that all important TV time again.

via: The Gadgets Weblog

What do you get the geek that has everything this Christmas? If he or she is a Doctor Who fan you get them this replica Sonic Screwdriver Flashlight. Everybody who’s anybody knows the importance of the sonic screwdriver, it’s the Swiss Army knife of intergalactic traveling time lords. For $12.99 it’s a pretty decent deal and will make that special geek in your life the ultimate cool dude at the next Who gathering.

via: Entertainment Earth

Ever pointed the TV remote at your significant other and hit the off button? Ever wished they made a remote for just such an event? Well wish no more. With the Control Your Man Or Woman faux-remotes from the Baron Bob website you can now have some fun at your mates expense, or maybe yours depending on their temperament. Just press the appropriate button and the remote will say a funny phrase that’s clever and funny and liable to result in many lonely nights.

For example, the Control Your Man says things like: ?Time to listen!?, ?What about my needs??, and ?Whoa, ever hear of foreplay?? while the Control Your Woman speaks of things like ?Feed me!?, ?Hand over the credit cards?, and ?Yeah baby, do that again?.

For those thinking your prayers have been answered beware, the remote don’t really work in this reality although they might in yours and they can be had for $17.95 a piece or $29.95 for both. I’m thinking these would make great gag gifts as well.

via: Slash Gear