I’m always on the lookout for cool things to spruce up the cube or something that will needlessly torment my coworkers and/or cause them to just stop an stare. The Butt Crack Buddy is just such a thing, it’s cute and it’s odd and guaranteed to make people stop an stare. I mean seriously, what will people wonder when the pass by your cube and see a picture of your husband, wife, kids or dog in a frame being held between the butt cheeks of a guy popping a squat? It’s classic and it’s cool and I want one. Butt Crack Buddy will spread his cheeks for a mere $15.

via: Gizmodiva

Here’s a classic must have for anyone living in Cubeville. If you saw the movie Office Space then you know what I’m talking about, if you didn’t well, then your probably some sappy manager that’s in debt up to your eyeballs and clueless about the fact the people that work for you think your a major tool and this whole post will be completely lost on you. I digress…. It’s all about the flair and you can’t work here if you don’t have flair so pick up this handy box of Office Space Flair and never again fear getting the dreaded lecture about not being a team player.

With this little kit, you’ll get fifteen flair buttons printed with fun sayings and designs. Such classics as I can set the building on fire; I dream of doing nothing; Did you get the memo?; Drew making his “O Face;” and even a picture of Brian, the man with flair. You also get a 32-page book that recalls the many hilarious moments in the film, while further explaining the buttons connections with the movie. With the Office Space Box of Flair, you?ll always be prepared to ?express yourself.?

via: Coolest Gadgets

<rant>Does anyone know this sign means? ANYBODY? For those of you who seem to not have a concept of what it is or what it means, let me hep you out. It’s a freaking speed limit sign and it’s not put on the side of the road for decoration. Unfortunately it seems that a large number of people in and around the Charlotte area are either blind or just stupid when it comes to diving and believe the posted speed limit is a speed they can’t go over. Ok, fine, I can live with the fact your moralistic virtues tell you you’re going to hell if you go over the speed limit but at least go the freaking speed limit. As in this picture, the sign says 55, NOT 40. If you were meant to go 40 the sign would say 40, not 55. It’s ok, if your scared your gonna die if you go over this or get a ticket, whatever, but if your not going to at least drive this speed… GET OFF THE ROAD! </rant>

The U.S. penalty on CBS for televising singer Janet Jackson’s breast during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show will effectively censor U.S. broadcasting if it is upheld, the network argued on Tuesday.

Such was the argument given by CBS attorney Robert Corn-Revere in front of the Third U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in an attempt to overturn a $550,000 fine imposed by the Federal Communications Commission for the Janet Jackson “wardrobe malfunction” (wink, wink, nod, nod) during Super Bowl 38.

Eric Miller, an attorney for the FCC, defended the conclusion that the Super Bowl show was indecent because it was a “highly sexualized performance” even before the exposure.

I guess Mr. Miller failed to TIVO the opening performance of the MTV Video Music Awards the other night. Let’s see, which is more “sexual”, having Janet Jackson’s nipple exposed on national TV, covered by some ornament that looks like a torture device, for a fraction of a second and the only people that saw it were the TIVO’ers. That or the Britney Spears train wreck where she’s, sort of, dancing half naked while some guy and girl fondles her boobs from behind?

Personally I hope CBS wins, not because all the networks will immediately begin showing boobs on TV, cause you know they will but because this country is so morally repressed that it won’t be long and we’ll all be wearing snowsuits on the beach in summertime. People really need to get over this nit picking and parents, if you don’t like what’s on TV then get your asses off the couch and turn the thing off!

via: I4U News?