Funniest Adsense Forum Posts Ever
Chew on these funny forum posts about Adsense while I go try and melt my iPhone by running the latest update.?
Future Of Advertising In Danger???????
hmm... Someone went to school to figure that out.
Google is cheating publishers
Hang on while I call my lawyer
My idiot friend clicked 3 of my ads.
Either shake his hand or kick his ass
Adsense 1 million Doller !!!
Lost in translation I guess
Does traffic really increase your adsense earnings?
Yes! It's like Viagra for your website
What Is Wrong With My Adsense?!
It's Broke
Am I allowed to have Adult content
Sounds like a morality question to me.
Can you tell people to click?
Is that a question of ability or permission?
Oops. I accidentally clicked an ad.
In some countries they chop your fingers off for that.
Do you earn money if people visit your site?
Did you use all your brain cells thinking up that question?
Hacker put his adsense on my site for months
Sucks to be you!
Am I earning to much?
Yes, now go away!
Does Adsense Waste Time?
Depends on your perspective of Time!
Adsense doesn't work are the golden days of adsense over?
Works on my machine so I guess not!
Anyone know use RSS to improve traffic?
Nope! I searched Google and not one person had a clue, sorry.
Is there a clear-cut answer?
Yes, but it'll cost you $47.00 to find out how to get it.
Did this ProBlogger Really make $100,000.00 a month from AdSense?
He said he did didn't he? Why on earth would he lie?
Why not getting paid for clicks?
Google hates you and wants to do nothing but cheat you out of everything you make.
Around 1,000 uniques a day, how much should I be getting?
That too will cost you $47.00 to find out how to get the answer, but for free I'll tell you how stupid you are for asking that question.
Who to believe, adsense or adlogger?
Why would either lie to you?
10,000 uniques aday! and only $82 Normal?
Apparently for you it is.
When is the best time to put google adsense in your site,
Now!
Banned from AdSense - whats the alternatives?
Death!
How to get accepted
Try begging, maybe even protesting. In fact, why not write a blog about it then you'll have the answer.
Redesign destroyed my earnings... thoughts?
Your design abilities suck!
Adsense cancelled in Brazil...what if it was in your country?
Move to another country. Duh!
Can you have AdSense and gambling ads on same site/page?
Again, is this a question of ability or permission?
Im getting scared about even STARTING adsense
Google can help you find a good therapist
HELP! I think i have to be accepted to adsense FIRST to be a newb?
But you don't have to be accepted first to be a dumbass.
Important Newbie AdSense Question!
Search is your friend.
Comment by jew on 23 August 2007:
that’s hilarious. people can be so dumb… it is the internet version of the “Careful hot after heating”
Comment by meditation on 27 August 2007:
yo nice keep going hehe
Comment by Simonne on 31 August 2007:
I had a great laugh! Excellent threads. Ha, ha! Really funny.
Comment by The Dog on 2 September 2007:
“My idiot friend clicked 3 of my ads.
Either shake his hand or kick his ass”
Which brings up the question:
How does Google know he’s your Friend? :)
Comment by redspace on 26 October 2007:
ya good one indeed. make me smile. feel pity for them. maybe that’s why 95% of internet marketer. they don’t now a thing even for a very simple thing and that make them dependent on others so much. if they are with a reliable hand good for them but what if it is the opposite.