Like Seriously! Microsoft Improves FireFox!

Introducing Microsoft FireFox 2007 Pro.
This is just about the funniest thing I've seen in some time, whoever was bored enough to dream this up gets an A+ in my book. I'm still snickering at some of the comments. Here's the jist. The website reports that Microsoft acquires the Mozilla FireFox browser and entices the user with slogans like "Do more by doing less.".

Open multiple copies of Microsoft websites in one window with tabbed browsing. See thumbnail images of all Microsoft sites in a single view. Organize multiple tabs of sites into a single tab group of everything Microsoft and save it as a favorite. Opening 30 of your favorite Microsoft sites has never been easier.

If that's not enough, let read on. What else can it do, let's look at the feature list. (Picking out some of my favorites, you can see the full list here).

RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.

Tabbed Browsing
View multiple Microsoft sites in a single browser window. Easily switch from one Microsoft site to another through tabs at the top of the browser frame.

3rd Party Opt-in
Disables nearly all pre-installed non-Microsoft software to prevent potentially vulnerable controls from being exposed to attack. You can easily enable or disable required programs as needed through the Add-on Manager by using any valid credit card.

And my particular favorite.

Googling Filter
Proactively warns and helps protect you against potential or known fraudulent sites such as Google.com, blocks the site and shuts down your computer if necessary. The filter is updated several times per hour using the latest security information from Microsoft.

Looking at the support page there's the typical FAQ questions.

How do I install/uninstall Microsoft FireFox?

Answer:

For installation, simple visit:

1. Here and download the appropriate version of Microsoft Firefox compatible with your operating system.
2. Follow the online instructions.

* Note: Previous installations of browsers such as Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox, will automatically be overwritten. The removal of Microsoft Firefox from your system violates international copyright law. Therefore, you cannot legally uninstall Microsoft Firefox.

You can read the rest of the support FAQ here. Better yet, just jump on over to the Microsoft FireFox website and have a look around. If you've got your credit card handy hit the download page and get a copy. Be sure to use my affiliate code so I don't get a commission for your purchase. Have fun and enjoy.

If your completely lost and think this is serious, rest assured it's obviously someone idea of a joke. I think this is a couple months old too and it's surprising it's still out there but you got to admit, someone went to an awful lot of trouble to take a dig at Microsoft. It's funny, I'm still snickering at some of the items in the feature list.