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401Keg Plan: Investing For Retirement


Found this great investment advice over at FrakinCool. Given the current financial climate I just had to share.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan

Hooters Girl Shows Off Beer Trick

This Hooters girl shows off one of her more tantalizing talents. I wonder if she can wait tables?

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Want To Get Smarter? Drink A Beer Everyday!

A new study that’s being published in The Journal of Nueroscience indicates that low to moderate consumption of alcohol may actually improve your memory. so far the study has only observed the reaction in rats but I’m sure there will be no loss for people to participate in human testing.

“There are human epidemiological data of others indicating that mild [to] moderate drinking may paradoxically improve cognition in people compared to abstention,” says Maggie Kalev, a research fellow in molecular medicine and pathology at the University of Auckland in New Zealand and a co-author of an article in The Journal of Neuroscience describing results of a study she and other researchers performed on rats. “This is similar to a glass of wine protecting against heart disease, however the mechanism is different.”

Ok, so we already knew that a glass of wine could help stave off heart disease, so now if you have a beer everyday you’ll get smarter and if you want to go for the trifecta of health and live longer, well, stay out of the gym.

Scientific American via Boing Boing

Beer Glove: Keep Your Beer Frosty Cold And Your Hand Warm

Sometimes you have to get drunk to have a great idea and undoubtedly this was some beer drinking Bubba that got tired of his beer always getting warm. The Beer Glove is one of those ideas that I could have had, but didn’t, not sure why. It’s made from Mica-Flex Acrylic Stretch material so one size fits all, with easy to follow instructions (someone will ask how it works you watch). It also prevents your drinking hand from geting frost bite when you manage to fish out the beer that’s been chilling in the bottom of the cooler the longest and the Super-Stick ArrowTech Grippers (someone actually thought that up) will decrease the chances of you spilling your beer by up to 79%.

Damn.. I should buy a whole truck load of these and sell’em at the next NASCAR race. Wanna buy a glove? Each glove is $7 plus shipping and you can even get a bulk discount. I’m all about that.

via: Nerd Approved

Thirsty? Have A Beer Instead

Not to long ago we told you about a story that claimed if wanted to get smarter you should drink a beer everyday. Now comes more proof that the world’s oldest and most popular alcoholic beverage is good for you (in moderation of course). A study at Spain’s University of Granada had a bunch of students perform strenuous exercise in temperatures around 104 degrees then split the group into two halves. One half was given a half-pint of beer while the other half was given the same amount of plain old water. The professor who conducted the study said the results indicated that hydration was “slighty better” in those who drank a beer after exercise than those who drank just water. So as if you needed another excuse, there you go.
via: Telegraph

Australian Barmaid Fined For Boob Crushing Beer Cans

Now here’s something you don’t see everyday. Luana De Faveri, 31, a barmaid in a Western Australian hotel was fined $1000 for “crushing beer cans between her bare breasts”. Apparently crushing beer cans with ones boobs is against the Liquor Control Act in Australia and not only was the crusher fined, but another barmaid was fined $500 for assisting her and the hotel manager was fined $1000 for not stopping the mamtastic show.

Geesh, and I thought it was just us morally repressed Americans that were uptight about this kind of stuff. There’s even a website been setup to help free the Aussie Barmaids boobs.

via: The Register