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While this isn't a completely scientific view, it's nonetheless an absolutely spot on assessment of how us guys tend to view those most miraculous of wonders God created known as "breasts". Yes, ladies, we are happy as long as we can look or at least get a glimpse of what god hath bestowed. Besides, we already know that looking at boobs everyday will make you live longer, so next time you see some dude trying to sneak a peak inside that blouse remember, you're contributing to his overall health and happiness.

“Every woman knows of men’s almost obsessive surveillance of this particular part of the female topography. Tell me something I don’t know.”

Regardless of what you believe, men don’t just love big breasts. We love ‘em all: Large, small, medium, extra-large, firm, floppy, perky and pendulous.

via: Fabulously40

Ok I gotta give this lunatic some props because while this parody song is kind of stupid, something about it just makes you have to watch.

Admit it, you laughed a little bit.

I can just see a bunch of drunken guys stumbling around the bar trying to throw darts at this. How long do you reckon before Bubba waltzed up and copped a feel, only to have his buddy try to "stick" him for messing up his concentration.?

via: Gizmodo

Now here's something you don't see everyday. Luana De Faveri, 31, a barmaid in a Western Australian hotel was fined $1000 for "crushing beer cans between her bare breasts". Apparently crushing beer cans with ones boobs is against the Liquor Control Act in Australia and not only was the crusher fined, but another barmaid was fined $500 for assisting her and the hotel manager was fined $1000 for not stopping the mamtastic show.

Geesh, and I thought it was just us morally repressed Americans that were uptight about this kind of stuff. There's even a website been setup to help free the Aussie Barmaids boobs.

via: The Register

Staring at women's breast is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new study reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr Kren Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicin: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute arobics workout."

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation."

"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier."

"Out Study indiciates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half."

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

Well, there you go. Documented medical advice that you don't need to spend hours in the gym to stay healthy. Finally, I can exercise while surfing the net for photos.

Update: So it seems this is an Urban Legend since no actual study can be found in the archive of the New England Journal of Medicine. I really think the Myth Buster guys should take this one on and find out for sure. What do ya'll think? (Thanks to the folks that sent this in).

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