All Posts Tagged With: "boobs"
iBoobs Never Jiggling On An iPhone Near You
Consider this a public service announcement, with attention to Team Ninja. Apple apparently doesn’t want developers to experiment with breast physics on the iPhone. The developers of iBoobs say Apple denied their app.
Consider this a public service announcement, with attention to Team Ninja. Apple apparently doesn’t want developers to experiment with What does it do? Jiggles jubblies, basically. And, according to the developer(?), they had “many ideas for things like touch screen [support]” and “adjustable physics settings and breast size” but say that Apple nixed the simulation.
Boob-powered mouse and mouse pad
This mouse and mouse pad is an office necessity but it’ll most likely get you fired. The mouse buttons are shaped like boobs and the hand rest on the mouse pad is cleverly formed like a pair of breasts. Sadly it’s only available in Japan.
Breasts Are The Best Compensation Instruments On The Planet
Why do men love breasts so much? You know something? That’s not even something I’m going to get into now because why fight it? We just love them and that’s that. But what are they exactly? Breasts are what I like to call nature’s equalizer.
Boobs Make Men Happy
While this isn’t a completely scientific view, it’s nonetheless an absolutely spot on assessment of how us guys tend to view those most miraculous of wonders God created known as “breasts”. Yes, ladies, we are happy as long as we can look or at least get a glimpse of what god hath bestowed. Besides, we already know that looking at boobs everyday will make you live longer, so next time you see some dude trying to sneak a peak inside that blouse remember, you’re contributing to his overall health and happiness.
“Every woman knows of men’s almost obsessive surveillance of this particular part of the female topography. Tell me something I don’t know.”
Regardless of what you believe, men don’t just love big breasts. We love ‘em all: Large, small, medium, extra-large, firm, floppy, perky and pendulous.
via: Fabulously40
Boob Punching
I’m not sure what possessed Chris over a Blog of Hilarity to go on this fishing expedition but I giggled and snorted like the nerd in the back room who just caught a glimpse of the hot chick in classes undies after seeing these. You’ve gotta be kidding me, seriously, you ladies can’t find something else better to do with your time.
99 Words For Boobs
Ok I gotta give this lunatic some props because while this parody song is kind of stupid, something about it just makes you have to watch.
Admit it, you laughed a little bit.
Apple To Announces The iBoob
I found this while Stumbling so I’ve no clue who dreamed it up but whomever you are.. good for you, I laughed my ass off so I just had to share. According to an unnamed source Apple has developed a new chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. Imagine, women can finally stop complaining about men not listening to them… DOH! Rumored cost is between $499 and $599.
Sexy Dart Board Let’s You Hit A Boobs Eye
I can just see a bunch of drunken guys stumbling around the bar trying to throw darts at this. How long do you reckon before Bubba waltzed up and copped a feel, only to have his buddy try to “stick” him for messing up his concentration.?
via: Gizmodo
StumbleUpon’s Sexiest Sexy Photos
So it’s finally raining, at least I think it’s rain. It’s been so long since we’ve seen any rain here (June I think) that it might be snow. Anyway, with the weekend coming it seemed like a great time for another sexy photo post, so here’s some of the sexiest sexy photos on StumbleUpon. Enjoy the weekend. Photos after the jump.
Australian Barmaid Fined For Boob Crushing Beer Cans
Now here’s something you don’t see everyday. Luana De Faveri, 31, a barmaid in a Western Australian hotel was fined $1000 for “crushing beer cans between her bare breasts”. Apparently crushing beer cans with ones boobs is against the Liquor Control Act in Australia and not only was the crusher fined, but another barmaid was fined $500 for assisting her and the hotel manager was fined $1000 for not stopping the mamtastic show.
Geesh, and I thought it was just us morally repressed Americans that were uptight about this kind of stuff. There’s even a website been setup to help free the Aussie Barmaids boobs.
via: The Register
