All Posts Tagged With: "cindy mccain"
Cindy McCain Is A Drifter
So get this. It seems that Cindy McCain, wife of Presidential candidate John McCain is a bonafied drift junkie. I can see it now, the Secret Service chasing her around the streets of Washington, D.C., now that would be news at 11.
A few years back, Cindy and son Jack were intrigued by drifting after catching television coverage of the sport. Rather than just look it up on Wikipedia, Cindy McCain — who is an avowed lifelong gearhead — headed to Japan, birthplace of drifting, to learn the practice from a sensei.
via: Autoblog
John McCain Is A Cylon And Sarah Palin Is Laura Roslin!!!
I have to admit a man-crush on America’s Hottest Candidate Sarah Palin. No it’s not reason enough to vote for her, however, we’ve learned there is a conspiracy afoot that terrifies even the crazy assed liberal media. 429th Truth has uncovered what is arguably the biggest scandal of our entire history. Forget WMD’s and late nights in the oval office with cigars, this goes to the very essence of who and what we are.
Many have noticed that short-tempered Vietnam war veteran John McCain, imprisoned and tortured in Hanoi, bears a more than passing resemblance to short-tempered Cylon war veteran Saul Tigh, imprisoned and tortured on New Caprica.
And it’s also easy to see a resemblance between John McCain’s blonde wife Cindy McCain and Saul Tigh’s blonde wife, Ellen Tigh.
And of course John McCain’s active duty military son Jack McCain looks a lot like Admiral Adama’s active duty military son Lee Adama.
This could have been written off as simple coincidence until last week when John McCain chose an inexperienced formerly obscure politician (governor of Alaska) and abortion opponent named Sarah Palin, catapulted into the national spotlight as candidate for Vice President. The story bears an uncanny resemblance to Laura Roslin, an inexperienced formerly obscure politician (Secretary of Education) and abortion opponent catapulted into the highest ranks of fleet government as President.
At first I laughed my ass off at this. Then I started thinking about it, then I thought about it some more. Then I had a revelation…. This has all happened before…
All I can say to it is this.. I”M A TOASTER!
If you need further proof John McCain is a Cylon read it for yourself. You can also check out the TighRoslin (aka: McCain/Palin) Campaign 2008 Website.
via: Boing Boing
