All Posts Tagged With: "Gadgets"

Remote Controls To Control Your Man Or Woman

Ever pointed the TV remote at your significant other and hit the off button? Ever wished they made a remote for just such an event? Well wish no more. With the Control Your Man Or Woman faux-remotes from the Baron Bob website you can now have some fun at your mates expense, or maybe yours depending on their temperament. Just press the appropriate button and the remote will say a funny phrase that's clever and funny and liable to result in many lonely nights.

For example, the Control Your Man says things like: ?Time to listen!?, ?What about my needs??, and ?Whoa, ever hear of foreplay?? while the Control Your Woman speaks of things like ?Feed me!?, ?Hand over the credit cards?, and ?Yeah baby, do that again?.

For those thinking your prayers have been answered beware, the remote don't really work in this reality although they might in yours and they can be had for $17.95 a piece or $29.95 for both. I'm thinking these would make great gag gifts as well.

via: Slash Gear

Ambient Forecasting Umbrella Tells You When It’s Going To Rain

The umbrella is one of those tools we've created that serves a specific purpose so well it's damned hard to ever improve on it. Over the years people have tried to make the umbrella better. Use of the "umbrella" type device can be found in references dating as far back as the 16th century and pictures from the 18th century look very much like umbrellas of today. It's one of those devices that's virtually impossible to improve upon beyond the basics of style and size.

Until now. The Ambient Forecasting Umbrella (thanks to modern technology) not only serves the traditional purpose of protecting you from the sun or the rain but it can also forecast the weather and tell you if you need to take it along with you. Using a built in wireless receiver it gets a daily weather forecast from Accuweather.com and the blue LEDs will flash when the forecast is for rain or snow. How cool is that? The LED's even flash according to the percentage chance of precipitation, so if there is a 100% chance of rain they will flash quickly vs. more slowly for a lower chance.

I might have to get one of these. Many times I've hit the parking lot of Cubeville in the morning and looked at the sky wondering if I should take the umbrella with me, only to decide not to and end up getting drenched when I came back out. Now maybe I can pawn that decision off on the umbrella. It's available from ThinkGeek Electronics
for a mere $99.99, maybe a bit pricey for an umbrella but just think how cool your gonna be.

Get Your Freak On With The Aircraft Mouse

A computer mouse is boring, it's does a basic job and while some mice try and run your entire PC with three fingers it's still a pretty bland device. So it's no surprise that gadgets like The Aircraft Mouse spring up as people try and make the boring essentials, not quite so boring.

The Aircraft Mouse comes in black or white and features an 800DIP Optical sensor that makes the mouse very accurate and it fits your hand like it was made for it. Blue & red LED's accent the High Gloss UV coating and your fingers will be happy to know there's on two buttons and one wheel to keep up with. No word yet on pricing.

via:? GeekAlerts

Flameless Rechargable USB Lighter

Now here's an interesting concept product. The Flameless Rechargable USB Lighter replaces traditional lighter fluid with a battery and uses resistance coils to generate heat. The USB port doubles as (get this, a USB port) and the flame end of the lighter. Not only does it light your cancer sticks, you can store files on it as well. I can see it now, a couple of dudes were sitting around their apartment, drunk off their ass playing Doom when one grabbed the USB thumb drive and tried to light a smoke with it. His buddy, after snorting a couple times and laughing says something like "Dude, a USB lighter would be Kool" and the rest is history.

via: Zedomax

Crazy Office Gadgets: USB Vacuum Cleaner

Off hand one might read the title and wonder what's so crazy about a USB Vacuum Cleaner? Nothing really, seems like a cool concept, just plug it into your PC and clean up those Dorito crumbs. At least until you get a look at the thing. This retro style vacuum cleaner is guaranteed to make your co-workers wonder about you. It's available from Whatever Works for $19.99. That's right, Whatever Works!

via: Gadgettastic

Terrorize Your Friends And Family With RoboScorpion

It's a good thing I can't really afford some of this stuff I find because I'd need a warehouse just to keep up with all. Roboscorpion is a detailed robotic arthropod that crawls with scorpion inspired movement is freaking awesome. I'm not sure what the heck I'd do with it but the possibilities for tormenting friends and family are endless. If that's not enough just think of what you could do to your neighbors cat.

via: GizmoWatch

DragonLasers: Hulk Series - Hand Held Green Lasers

There's been a couple of reviews around about Dragon Lasers, the most recent I've seen is from OhGizmo. A rep for the company that makes them contacted me about doing a review of the product and I'm happy to report I got the shipping notice today (thanks Frank). From what I've read these babies are pretty cool so I can't wait to get my hands on it. I live out in the country so if you hear anything about strange lights in the skies of rural North Carolina, that'll be me. Look for the review in a few weeks, after we give it a good work out.

Just A Single Cup Of Coffee Please

Now here's a gadget that I can really use. The WMF Coffee Pad takes a single portioned coffee filter and can brew a cup of hot steamy coffee in about a minute. Ideal for taking to work or if your lazy and don't feel like walking down to the cafeteria just keep it in your cube. Imagine the envy your cubemates will feel when they smell your freshly brewed cup of coffee. Bewarned though, this is a pricey gadget (a modest $198) so you'll want to be sure and keep it under lock an key.

via: Zedomax

EX-TER-MI-NATE! The Dalek Webcam

The Dalek Webcam is a "must have" gift for any die hard Dr. Who fan. A word of caution though, never feed it after midnight and never, ever get it wet... oh wait, wrong movie. Anyway, don't be surprised if this little gizmo doesn't try and take over the world, or at least your room if left unattended for long periods of time.

Dalek Webcam Features

  • Resolution: 640 x 480 (30 fps)
  • Dimensions: approx. 3.33" tall
  • Features: Hinged lens cover, microphone, LED power on indicators, removable monitor clip, USB/microphone cable (approx. 55" long), Plug and Play
  • Includes:Removable Monitor Clip and Drivers disc (Windows only), just in case

via: Zedomax

Protect Your iPhone With Phone Fingers

Here's another asinine gadget for your iPhone. Ok, while, technically they're not a gadget they're still a ridiculous notion that will be lapped up by the ubergeeks just so they can sport them off to their friends. Phone fingers or finger condoms as seems more appropriate allows you to use your iPhone while protecting it from fingerprints. Yeah, ok, when I had my demo phone that was freaking annoying, I kept having to wipe the glass on my jeans so it would be clean. While the phone fingers might keep your iPhone glass clean, they'll make you look like some bastardized child of Freddie Krueger at best and worst they get your ass beat in the locker room during gym class.

via: The Gadgets Weblog

Goofy Gadgets: The USB Desktop Bouncer

Worried about someone messing with your desk while your out to lunch or off toking on a lung dart, never fear. Just plug this little guy into your USB port and if anyone comes near the USB Desktop Bouncer will issue one of six warnings including ?You?re cruisin? for a bruisin? and ?If your name?s not down, you?re not comin? in!?

via: Gadgettastic

Ferrari Breeds A Segway

The engineers at Ferrari must really be bored or just looking for something cool to do, although I'm not sure breeding a Segway is what most people would call "cool". Seems a rather stupid thing if you ask me. Still, lots of people have them. There's even a guy where I work that scoots around cubeville on a Segway. He's on his third different one so I wonder if this one will show up soon. You gotta admit, if your into the whole Segway thing, it might actually be pretty cool.

via: Engadget

Havoc Helicopters, Create Chaos At The Office

I want a set of these for Christmas. I'm salivating just thinking about all the fun I could have flying these around where I work, talk about wasting tons of company time. This ranks right up there with the indoor putting green. Battling Palmsize Havoc Helicopters allow you and a friend (or enemy) to battle it out laser tag style, or team up and torment people as they try and get real work done.

via: UberGizmo

Compare 1GB 20 Years Ago To 1GB Today

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Here's a pretty interesting photo I found on Reddit this morning. It's amazing the size difference in only 20 years. Makes you wonder how big that chip will be in the next 20 years. Click the hot for a larger image.

Proof Microsoft Knew The Zune Was A Piece Of Crap

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Remember when we were kids and the big thing was playing rock music backwards to find the hidden Satanic messages. Well check this out, if you flip the Zune logo upside down it spells "anus". Too funny. Guess now we know that Microsoft developers secretly thought it was a piece of crap.

Cult of Mac via CrunchGear

The Macbook Pro That Google Bought

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So I've not posted in a few days, there's a really, really good reason for that. On Thursday of last week it was Christmas at my house because when I got home a box from Apple had arrived. I've been hem-hawing around (yes that's a word) for some time about going over to the dark side and switching to a Mac, something I swore a few years ago I'd never do. Turns out, I had to spend a good bit of time pulling my foot out of my mouth because no less than a dozen people have reminded me that I said that at some point.

Anyway, it was tax free weekend so I broke down and purchased a new Macbook Pro. I spared no expense and got everything but the 4GB Ram upgrade, I can get that cheaper elsewhere. So I've spent the better part of the past few days, getting used to the environment (this thing actually makes me feel like a moron sometimes). After a few days, I can honestly say, I'll be hardpressed to look at another PC if someone isn't paying me to do so. This thing is really sweet and worked right out of the box. No installing components, hunting drivers or any of that stuff, it all just worked. As it should.

Unlike the Toyota Tundra that Google is still making payments on, this puppy is paid for, in truth from a combined savings of Google Adsense money and IntelliTXT over two months time. Sometimes the frustration of dealing with the nonsense that has become Adsense still pays off and this was one of them. So, your are forewarned, there will probably be more than a few more Apple posts (as if there wasn't enough already).

Plus a know of a certain cow that's just dying to get his hooves on one of these, so I feel it my duty to point out just how cool this thing really is, although I'm not sure cow hooves will work too well with the keyboard. I'm sure though, with the onslaught of folks hanging around his pasture, one should be making it way to the barn pretty soon. If not, maybe if he actually used IntelliTXT it would, I'm just saying.

It is a nice machine and so far I'm really enjoying it. Next on the list is probably going to be an iMac for the wife since she's finding all kinds of cool things this will do that her PC won't! Go figure. Here's a few pics taken with the Olympus E-500 Google bought last year.

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Zune Phone In The Wild, An Exclusive First Look

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It's exactly what you would expect from the company that revolutionized the computer industry. This phone is the perfect answer to every geeks wet dream.

Zune Phone, It’s The iPhone Killer

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This was pretty good, guess Microsoft really has something here. DOH!

An iPhone Cocktail

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Will It Blend put the iPhone to the test and created some pretty cool iSmoke with it. Check out the video of what you can do with this $600 gadget, at least once. Now, if they could just put it back together.

via CrunchGear

iPhree - A Really Stupid iPhone Accessory

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I'm sure it won't be the last crazy accessory for the "almighty" iPhone and I really hope to see some poor smuck running around town with one of these. Watch the video, would you buy it?

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There's also an iLight, iDrink and iPosition. All really stupid, but insanely, ingeniously stupid.

iphree via Beyond The Rhetoric