All Posts Tagged With: "Gadgets"

Remote Controls To Control Your Man Or Woman

Ever pointed the TV remote at your significant other and hit the off button? Ever wished they made a remote for just such an event? Well wish no more. With the Control Your Man Or Woman faux-remotes from the Baron Bob website you can now have some fun at your mates expense, or maybe yours depending on their temperament. Just press the appropriate button and the remote will say a funny phrase that’s clever and funny and liable to result in many lonely nights.

For example, the Control Your Man says things like: ?Time to listen!?, ?What about my needs??, and ?Whoa, ever hear of foreplay?? while the Control Your Woman speaks of things like ?Feed me!?, ?Hand over the credit cards?, and ?Yeah baby, do that again?.

For those thinking your prayers have been answered beware, the remote don’t really work in this reality although they might in yours and they can be had for $17.95 a piece or $29.95 for both. I’m thinking these would make great gag gifts as well.

via: Slash Gear

Ambient Forecasting Umbrella Tells You When It’s Going To Rain

The umbrella is one of those tools we’ve created that serves a specific purpose so well it’s damned hard to ever improve on it. Over the years people have tried to make the umbrella better. Use of the “umbrella” type device can be found in references dating as far back as the 16th century and pictures from the 18th century look very much like umbrellas of today. It’s one of those devices that’s virtually impossible to improve upon beyond the basics of style and size.

Until now. The Ambient Forecasting Umbrella (thanks to modern technology) not only serves the traditional purpose of protecting you from the sun or the rain but it can also forecast the weather and tell you if you need to take it along with you. Using a built in wireless receiver it gets a daily weather forecast from Accuweather.com and the blue LEDs will flash when the forecast is for rain or snow. How cool is that? The LED’s even flash according to the percentage chance of precipitation, so if there is a 100% chance of rain they will flash quickly vs. more slowly for a lower chance.

I might have to get one of these. Many times I’ve hit the parking lot of Cubeville in the morning and looked at the sky wondering if I should take the umbrella with me, only to decide not to and end up getting drenched when I came back out. Now maybe I can pawn that decision off on the umbrella. It’s available from ThinkGeek Electronics
for a mere $99.99, maybe a bit pricey for an umbrella but just think how cool your gonna be.

Get Your Freak On With The Aircraft Mouse

A computer mouse is boring, it’s does a basic job and while some mice try and run your entire PC with three fingers it’s still a pretty bland device. So it’s no surprise that gadgets like The Aircraft Mouse spring up as people try and make the boring essentials, not quite so boring.

The Aircraft Mouse comes in black or white and features an 800DIP Optical sensor that makes the mouse very accurate and it fits your hand like it was made for it. Blue & red LED’s accent the High Gloss UV coating and your fingers will be happy to know there’s on two buttons and one wheel to keep up with. No word yet on pricing.

via:? GeekAlerts

Flameless Rechargable USB Lighter

Now here’s an interesting concept product. The Flameless Rechargable USB Lighter replaces traditional lighter fluid with a battery and uses resistance coils to generate heat. The USB port doubles as (get this, a USB port) and the flame end of the lighter. Not only does it light your cancer sticks, you can store files on it as well. I can see it now, a couple of dudes were sitting around their apartment, drunk off their ass playing Doom when one grabbed the USB thumb drive and tried to light a smoke with it. His buddy, after snorting a couple times and laughing says something like “Dude, a USB lighter would be Kool” and the rest is history.

via: Zedomax

Crazy Office Gadgets: USB Vacuum Cleaner

Off hand one might read the title and wonder what’s so crazy about a USB Vacuum Cleaner? Nothing really, seems like a cool concept, just plug it into your PC and clean up those Dorito crumbs. At least until you get a look at the thing. This retro style vacuum cleaner is guaranteed to make your co-workers wonder about you. It’s available from Whatever Works for $19.99. That’s right, Whatever Works!

via: Gadgettastic

Terrorize Your Friends And Family With RoboScorpion

It’s a good thing I can’t really afford some of this stuff I find because I’d need a warehouse just to keep up with all. Roboscorpion is a detailed robotic arthropod that crawls with scorpion inspired movement is freaking awesome. I’m not sure what the heck I’d do with it but the possibilities for tormenting friends and family are endless. If that’s not enough just think of what you could do to your neighbors cat.

via: GizmoWatch

DragonLasers: Hulk Series - Hand Held Green Lasers

There’s been a couple of reviews around about Dragon Lasers, the most recent I’ve seen is from OhGizmo. A rep for the company that makes them contacted me about doing a review of the product and I’m happy to report I got the shipping notice today (thanks Frank). From what I’ve read these babies are pretty cool so I can’t wait to get my hands on it. I live out in the country so if you hear anything about strange lights in the skies of rural North Carolina, that’ll be me. Look for the review in a few weeks, after we give it a good work out.

Just A Single Cup Of Coffee Please

Now here’s a gadget that I can really use. The WMF Coffee Pad takes a single portioned coffee filter and can brew a cup of hot steamy coffee in about a minute. Ideal for taking to work or if your lazy and don’t feel like walking down to the cafeteria just keep it in your cube. Imagine the envy your cubemates will feel when they smell your freshly brewed cup of coffee. Bewarned though, this is a pricey gadget (a modest $198) so you’ll want to be sure and keep it under lock an key.

via: Zedomax

EX-TER-MI-NATE! The Dalek Webcam

The Dalek Webcam is a “must have” gift for any die hard Dr. Who fan. A word of caution though, never feed it after midnight and never, ever get it wet… oh wait, wrong movie. Anyway, don’t be surprised if this little gizmo doesn’t try and take over the world, or at least your room if left unattended for long periods of time.

Dalek Webcam Features

  • Resolution: 640 x 480 (30 fps)
  • Dimensions: approx. 3.33″ tall
  • Features: Hinged lens cover, microphone, LED power on indicators, removable monitor clip, USB/microphone cable (approx. 55″ long), Plug and Play
  • Includes:Removable Monitor Clip and Drivers disc (Windows only), just in case

via: Zedomax

Protect Your iPhone With Phone Fingers

Here’s another asinine gadget for your iPhone. Ok, while, technically they’re not a gadget they’re still a ridiculous notion that will be lapped up by the ubergeeks just so they can sport them off to their friends. Phone fingers or finger condoms as seems more appropriate allows you to use your iPhone while protecting it from fingerprints. Yeah, ok, when I had my demo phone that was freaking annoying, I kept having to wipe the glass on my jeans so it would be clean. While the phone fingers might keep your iPhone glass clean, they’ll make you look like some bastardized child of Freddie Krueger at best and worst they get your ass beat in the locker room during gym class.

via: The Gadgets Weblog