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The Reality Of Our Universe In Terms We Can All Understand
While your waiting on the football games to start here’s something I found while stumbling this morning that I found interesting. Quotes on the nature of the universe from various people throughout history.
Carl Zwanzig: “Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together….”
Douglas Adams: “There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
Albert Einstein: “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
Unknown: “Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can’t remember where they leave things.”
Edward P. Tryon: “In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time.”
John Andrew Holmes: “It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.”
Max Frisch: “Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to experience it.”
Kilgore Trout: “The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”
Woody Allen: “I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
Douglas Adams: “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
William J. Broad: “The crux… is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.”
Rich Cook: “Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
Fred Hoyle: “There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don’t know what it’s a plan for.”
Ray Bradbury: “We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.”
Christopher Morley: “My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.”
Edward Chilton: “I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.”
Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson): “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
The Meaning Of Life
Found this on Stumble, it’s so true.
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
“Not very long,” answered the Mexican.
“But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”
“I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life.”
The American interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat.”
“And after that?” asked the Mexican.
“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.”
“How long would that take?” asked the Mexican.
“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,” replied the American.
“And after that?”
“Afterwards? Well my friend, that’s when it gets really interesting,” answered the American, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!”
“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the Mexican.
“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends.”
And the moral of this story is: ……… Know where you’re going in life… you may already be there.
Thanks for the Stumble BlueSammy this was a good find.
