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One Third Of Americans Prefer Surfing The Internet To Having Sex

would you give up sex wit her to surf the internet?

Ok guys, I ask you, if you had to chose being locked naked in a room for days with her with nothing to do but entertain each other or being locked in a room with your computer and an internet connection which would you choose (Ladies, just substitute the hot chick for your dream guy)?

Surfing the net has become an obsession for many Americans with the majority of U.S. adults feeling they cannot go for a week without going online and one in three giving up friends and sex for the Web.

A survey asked 1,011 American adults how long they would feel OK without going on the Web, to which 15 percent said a just a day or less, 21 percent said a couple of days and another 19 percent said a few days.

I know, this has made the rounds somewhat today but come on, are they serious? I know it’s been a growing trend for years that people more and more isolate themselves from the outside world but to say you’d prefer to sit in front of the computer to having sex with your wife, girlfriend, significant other or some hot bimbo off the street, that’s just not right. I spend way too much time with my computers too, and yes the internet is a big part of my life but it’s not ALL of it. Sorry, but I just can’t see it happening, and I’m not going for the “online sex is better” crap either.

I don’t know, if Virtual Reality ever becomes a reality then I guess Second Life will become Real Life but then again, maybe The Matrix wasn’t just a movie and we’re really on the inside and the internet is the way to escape the tyranny of the evil race of computers we created hundreds of years ago and everything we know is based on some programmed algorithms and ……………. Follow the pink rabbit

Read the full report at Reuters