USB Missile Launcher for the office

Another gadget to torment my hapless coworkers, whenever I'm trying to work and they get to be a bit too distracting. If I don't feel like tossing a Sonic Grenade, now I can just launch a a fury or foam missiles at them from the confines of my cube. The USB Missile Launcher can pivot 180 degrees horizontally, 45 degrees up and is controlled by software on your PC. It stands roughly seven inches high, is gunmetal gray and is armed with three foam spring-loaded missiles that when launched will arc five to eight feet in route to their quarry. Those unsuspecting techies will never see it coming.